Me: Ah, crap. I think I lost my lip gloss.
Mike: That sucks. We can stop by the store and get you a new one.
Me: No, it's from Sephora.
Mike: Sorry, babe.
Me: Well, that's a waste of $23.
Mike: YOU SPENT TWENTY-THREE DOLLARS ON LIPSTICK!?
Me: No!
Mike: Oh, good.
Me: I spent twenty-three dollars on lip gloss.
(I found it, though, so whoo!)









HAHAHA!!! Ah, men. They just don't get it, do they? FYI, my husband would have the exact same reaction.
Posted by: Shelly | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 11:19 AM
My husband doesn't ask how much my (frequent) orders from sephora cost, and I don't tell. We're both happier that way. He just calls it "replenishing the arsenal."
Posted by: notylia | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM
This is SO a conversation Erik and I would have. Love it.
Posted by: Elizabeth | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 01:50 PM
LOVE :)
Posted by: auntie | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 02:26 PM
This is why I try and just walk PAST Sephora lol but it's so hard!! I caved the other day and bought a little falsh eyelash kit. It's lovely - but I showed my boy and he said it was nice, what was it $10? At which point I hid the $40 receipt... :) Glad you found it!!
Posted by: Emily Jane | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 03:42 PM
ha ha :) that's awesome. We just had a similar conversation at our house about shampoo. Oh boys ...
Posted by: Heather | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 04:05 PM
Glad you found it. I HATE losing them. Even though I have another...4...in strikingly similar colors...they're all unique and wonderful to me.
So tell us...what brand/color was it?!? I love to talk gloss!
Posted by: Tess | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 05:19 PM
Tess, it was Nars lip lacquer in Eros!
Posted by: She Likes Purple | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Hahaha. Awesome. I don't have a $23 lip gloss, but I probably have 23 $5 lip glosses that are all conveniently missing.
Posted by: barbetti | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 05:34 PM
You never real such things!
Posted by: slynnro | Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 04:44 PM
Thats utterly hysterical!!!
Posted by: Court | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 05:34 PM