While talking on the phone with my sister, her stove started beeping.
Rachel: Hey, Noah, go tell Dad the stove is beeping. (To me) Something's up with the stove, it's beeping.
Jennie: Uh. Is it dinner?
Rachel: Yeah, something like that.
Jennie: That may mean it's done.
Jennie: You could look and see.
Rachel: Yeah, but I didn't put it in, so...
Jennie: Rachel, you can't think that's how dinner works? Whoever puts it in the oven has to take it out?
Rachel: Oh, I don't know.
Jennie: Rachel! Take it out of the oven!
Rachel: God, fine. But, I think the person who starts dinner really should finish it.
This story combined with that time I forgot to boil the noodles when I attempted to make Mike baked ziti when we first started dating, and you might not be too shocked to know we didn't cook much as kids.