In the car, in between Kyle's school and our house.
Kyle: Mommy, can I have some juice?
Me: Sure, buds, as soon as we get home.
Kyle: Okay.
13 seconds later.
Kyle: Mommy, can I have some juice?
Me: Yes, buds. When we get home, I'll pour you some.
Kyle: Apple juice, not orange juice.
Me: Gotcha.
17 seconds later.
Kyle: Mommy, I want juice.
Me: I know you do, buds, but we're in the car right now. When we get home.
Kyle: When we get home?
Me: Yes.
11 seconds later.
Kyle: Mommy, can I have juice when we get home?
Me: Kyle! Yes! You can have juice when we get home!
We get home, I pour him a cup of juice.
Kyle: I don't want juice, Mommy.
Me: What the...?
Kyle: Can I have milk?
Mommy pours a glass of wine.
