I wonder how mad Mike will be when he looks over our cellphone bill this month and sees the American Idol 866 numbers listed 246 times. And I wonder if playing Blake's version of "You Give Love a Bad Name" on YouTube will help me to convince him the calls were NECESSARY. HE'S BEEN IN THE BOTTOM TWO BEFORE, BABY. WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO SLEEP IF HE GOT KICKED OFF KNOWING YOU DID NOTHING?
Oh, you would. Huh. Well, look how dreamy Chris is. Does that help?
Baby, please don't throw things at me. I don't duck as quickly as you do.
Cul