Last night I did our final load of laundry. I felt so good about this feat that I treated myself to TWO 100-calorie packs. This morning, as I was rushing to get ready for work (going to bed at 4am will cause you to hit snooze a few extra times) I couldn't find my phone. I figured it was probably in the pocket of the jeans I wore yesterday.
Now, where were those jeans? Wait. . . . Did I leave them in the washing machine?
Phone = ruined
Me = total idiot
Overall situation = too good not to laugh at
Wedding guests who need to get a hold of the bride but can't = pissed
Bride = hoping wedding guests still bring gifts despite the fact that the bride is, again, a total idiot
Groom = doesn't know anything about this because the bride wants him to stay the groom