(On the phone with my good friend Nick*)
Nick: I have a wedding gift for you.
Jennie: Oh, you didn't have to do that.
Nick: I looked at your pictures. You looked beautiful. Really, really pretty. I—
Jennie: Wait, are these compliments my present? See, I'm going to need a material gift.
*Nick, I can't remember what you asked to be called in my blog so people wouldn't know your real name. So hi, Nick!