Because they entertained me:
1) Antibiotics
2) Our honeymoon airline tickets (have yet to grasp the concept of a SAFE PLACE)
3) Four sheets of stamps (seriously)
4) A mailbox key to the apartment we moved out of almost a year ago
5) Scrapbook pens (I, for one, want to be prepared in case of a scrapbook emergency)
6) My planner
7) Pictures of my nephews and my dog (we all know I love the dog more; it stopped bothering Mike YEARS ago)
8) A Symphony chocolate bar. (It's Mike's, and I bet he's going to be PISSED when he goes searching for it only to remember he stuck it in my purse during the movie last night)
9) A watch (???)
10) A coaster from Outback that says, "Let us know if you valet parked. We don't have valet parking." (I stole this because it made me laugh for minutes, but I apparently forgot what a coaster is used for as it has yet to leave my purse since then)
11) 12 pens (NOT. AN. EXAGGERATION.)
I think I need to clean out my purse just as soon as I get to the laundry, the dishes, the vacuuming, the dusting, the wiping down the dirty counters, the finishing my thank-you cards, the giving the dog a bath and the shooting myself in the head. In. That. Order.
Edited: After thinking long and hard, I've decided I just need a new purse.