1. What the hell am I supposed to watch on TV this summer?
2. If you haven't bought me a wedding gift yet, I have an idea for you! Come clean my house!
3. I hope my finger is OK. Molly bit me last night. (She bit me because I stuck my finger inches into her mouth to get a bone she was chewing on, and she accidentally chomped down mid-chew.) She's very sorry, and I've forgiven her because Mike allowed me to buy these shoes to take my mind off "the incident." The finger is looking funky and it hurts something fierce, and I hope it heals, people, because losing my finger would totally suck. But silver lining? It isn't my left ring finger. Those rings wouldn't look quite so sparkle-y and pretty on a stump.
4. Seriously, will you come clean my house?
5. Now that the wedding is over, it's time to scrapbook the wedding. Mike loves that I have no respect for our money.
6. I want to cut my hair even shorter than I did this past week.
7. Honeymoon diet starts tomorrow. Wish me luck. I've been a gorging fool since the day after the wedding and my stomach and my jeans will thank me sincerely if I put the pizza down for a few weeks.
8. Working on Memorial Day was a stupid overly ambitious idea of mine.
9. I can hardly wait for our honeymoon. Let's hope we enjoy nine straight days of no o-e but each other. If not, we should re-think getting married. Oh, wait.
10. I better at least attempt to pick up around here. Since YOU won't do it for me. Sheesh.