Bathroom shots are impossibly uncute, can we all agree on that? Or can we all appease the pregnant lady and lie? Also, OUR bathroom has yet to really be decorated. Isn't that quirky and not at all batshit lazy?
Also, I didn't INTEND to shield my face from you lovely people, but the very expensive camera we invested a very large sum of money in wouldn't focus unless I was looking through the view finder.
Another also because I clearly feel the need to offer you belly shots with a side of defensive: those are gauchos I'm sporting. And, no, you aren't looking at a picture from 2005, you are just looking at a woman who is growing BY THE DAY and needs something that fits and is comfortable.
So, BELLY SHOTS, there you have them.
And here's my other baby, who doesn't really understand why Mama talks about the miracle of life when HELLO MOTHER, I AM A MIRACLE TOO, AM I NOT?
Yes, love, total miracle. Just a miracle who can't fetch Mama a bowl of cereal. Your dad and I need a miracle with OPPOSABLE THUMBS.