Me: Ah, crap. I think I lost my lip gloss.
Mike: That sucks. We can stop by the store and get you a new one.
Me: No, it's from Sephora.
Mike: Sorry, babe.
Me: Well, that's a waste of $23.
Mike: YOU SPENT TWENTY-THREE DOLLARS ON LIPSTICK!?
Me: No!
Mike: Oh, good.
Me: I spent twenty-three dollars on lip gloss.
(I found it, though, so whoo!)