Scene: kitchen, making dinner
Mike: So, where's this recipe from?
Me: Smitten Kitchen.
Mike: (look of fear)
Me: No! That's a good thing! She's famous!
Mike: Famous! I've never heard of her.
Me: That's because she's a blogger.
Mike: I know plenty of famous bloggers. That one chick was on TV.
Me: You only know that because I told you about her as I was watching it.
Mike: Good point.
Me: You don't even know regular famous people!
Mike: Oh, whatever, yes I do.
Me: Who's Robert Pattinson (I'm ashamed he is the first celebrity I thought of)
Mike: The author!
Me: Do you mean James Patterson?
Mike: Hmm, maybe. Was the other guy on Survivor?
Me: Yeah, baby, Robert Pattinson was on Survivor.