Number of (new!) cupcakes I had: 3 (including Magnolia, finally, and Butter Lane, which were easily the best cupcakes I've ever had)
Number of blisters I have on my feet from walking all over New York City and a large convention center: 3
Number of grainy cell phone pictures Mike sent me of Kyle: 3
Number of grainy cell phone pictures I wanted Mike to send me of Kyle: 9 kazillion
Number of times I said "I'm exhausted": at least 187
Number of fantastic bloggers I got to meet: 6 (Jonna, Metalia, Jen, Megan, Laurie, and Alexa)
Number of celebrities I spotted at BEA: 4(ish) (Dan Jansen, Clinton Kelly, Kristian Alfonso, and Rick Springfield) (I added the "ish" for Kristian Alfonso, since no one I've told in person knows who Hope from Days of Our Lives is.)
Number of glasses of champagne I sipped on: 4 or 5
Number of time I rolled my eyes in the middle of Times Square: 200, at least (seriously, I'm nowhere near a New Yorker, but look where you're walking people)
Number of times I thought, mentioned, or referenced Gossip Girl while in New York: embarrassingly, more than I can count on one hand
Number of new (and also delicious) restaurants I tried: 4
Number of times I exercised in the hotel fitness center: 2 (which I'm annoyingly bragging about, I know, but I DO NOT CARE)
Number of cab drivers who told me I am an "evil woman": just 1, both fortunately and UNfortunately
Number of boxes I lugged across an entire convention center: at least a dozen
Number of times I ran across an airport to make a flight: 1
Number of times I got hit by a bicycle: 1
Number of times the hotel bed softened the ache of missing my family: fine, at least 3
Number of times I looked around at the bustling city around me and wondered, could I hack it here?: oh, lots
Number of times I thought, New York, I'm sure you're lovely, but give me my boys: oh, lots and then add a million
Number of times I've thought of that Butter Lane cupcake since eating it: um, sadly close to as many as the previous answer